{"id":1036,"date":"2012-05-08T03:09:14","date_gmt":"2012-05-08T02:09:14","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=1036"},"modified":"2012-05-08T03:16:01","modified_gmt":"2012-05-08T02:16:01","slug":"7-ans-de-mariage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/?p=1036","title":{"rendered":"7 ans de mariage &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>noce de laine, le timing est parfait !<\/p>\n<p>Toujours est-il que Jack est en Inde et que Mister O. se sent investi d&#8217;une mission, celle d&#8217;\u00eatre l&#8217;homme de la maison.<br \/>\nNotez que ses devoirs de &#8220;moral education&#8221; m&#8217;ont r\u00e9v\u00e9l\u00e9 qu&#8217;il n&#8217;\u00e9tait pas encore un vrai gentleman mais j&#8217;y travaille.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c0 la question, Je vois une femme enceinte dans le train, que fais-je ? Oscar a r\u00e9pondu, je partage mon snack avec elle.<br \/>\n\u00c0 la question, je trouve un portefeuille sur le chemin, que fais-je ? Oscar a r\u00e9pondu, j&#8217;ach\u00e8te des snacks et je les partage avec mes amis.<br \/>\nQuand j&#8217;ai fait remarquer \u00e0 Oscar qu&#8217;il n&#8217;avait jamais utilis\u00e9 la r\u00e9ponse, je l&#8217;apporte au commissariat de police, il m&#8217;a r\u00e9pondu, ben oui c&#8217;est louche mais je ne vais quand m\u00eame pas emmener une femme enceinte au commissariat, je pense qu&#8217;ils voulaient \u00e9crire h\u00f4pital mais qu&#8217;ils ont fait une erreur.<\/p>\n<p>Bref, c&#8217;est donc lui qui a choisi l&#8217;histoire du soir, au hasard le petit Nicolas et qui l&#8217;a lu \u00e0 ses fr\u00e8res.<\/p>\n<p><iframe frameborder=\"0\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dailymotion.com\/embed\/video\/xqo1pv\"><\/iframe><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymotion.com\/video\/xqo1pv_lecture-du-soir-bonsoir_lifestyle\" target=\"_blank\">Lecture du soir, bonsoir<\/a> <i>by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymotion.com\/emmanuellebiz\" target=\"_blank\">emmanuellebiz<\/a><\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>noce de laine, le timing est parfait ! Toujours est-il que Jack est en Inde et que Mister O. se sent investi d&#8217;une mission, celle d&#8217;\u00eatre l&#8217;homme de la maison. Notez que ses devoirs de &#8220;moral education&#8221; m&#8217;ont r\u00e9v\u00e9l\u00e9 qu&#8217;il n&#8217;\u00e9tait pas encore un vrai gentleman mais j&#8217;y travaille. \u00c0 la question, Je vois une&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/?p=1036\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">7 ans de mariage &#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1068,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1036","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cotidien","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1036","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1036"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1036\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1099,"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1036\/revisions\/1099"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1068"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1036"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1036"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1036"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}