{"id":1636,"date":"2012-11-07T14:37:10","date_gmt":"2012-11-07T13:37:10","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=1636"},"modified":"2012-11-07T14:40:24","modified_gmt":"2012-11-07T13:40:24","slug":"wtf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/?p=1636","title":{"rendered":"WTF"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Aujourd&#8217;hui, coup de folie, je suis rentr\u00e9e t\u00f4t, j&#8217;ai \u00e9videmment trouv\u00e9 mes fils en train de jouer au foot et comme je n&#8217;\u00e9tais pas press\u00e9e, je me suis d\u00e9chauss\u00e9e puis j&#8217;ai \u00e9t\u00e9 adopt\u00e9e par la team de Daniel, le chef de la bande, j&#8217;\u00e9tais donc quasi s\u00fbre de gagner, c&#8217;\u00e9tait le d\u00e9but d&#8217;une bonne soir\u00e9e. Daniel est m\u00eame si gentil qu&#8217;il prend toujours F\u00e9lix dans son \u00e9quipe en le f\u00e9licitant d\u2019\u00eatre le meilleur goal keeper du condo, rus\u00e9 le Daniel.<\/p>\n<p>Et l\u00e0 au bout de 5 minutes de jeu, je surprends Oscar, notre Monsieur Parfait, s&#8217;exclamer &#8220;What The Fuck&#8221; en ratant son shoot, puis Daniel lui faire remarquer, &#8220;Oscar, your mum is there&#8221;, poli le Daniel, mais cerise sur le g\u00e2teau, Oscar redit la m\u00eame chose en chinois et fait rire tout le monde !<br \/>\nOh my god, partag\u00e9e entre mon devoir d&#8217;\u00e9ducation et la fiert\u00e9 d&#8217;avoir un fils qui s&#8217;est si vite int\u00e9gr\u00e9, le fameux Daniel me rappelle au jeu avec un sympathique &#8220;Antie, kick the ball&#8221;, haaa fid\u00e8le Daniel.<\/p>\n<p>Mis \u00e0 part, ce petit moment d&#8217;\u00e9garement, Monsieur Parfait est en pleine forme, il nous a m\u00eame fait la surprise d&#8217;inaugurer le spectacle de fin d&#8217;ann\u00e9e des P1 par un discours devant 300 personnes et de gagner des petits &#8220;bouts d&#8217;or&#8221; \u00e0 coudre sur sa ceinture de taekwondo. Quel plaisir d&#8217;avoir un ain\u00e9 presque parfait&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/DSC_9684.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1638\" title=\"DSC_9684\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/DSC_9684-494x330.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"494\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/DSC_9684-494x330.jpg 494w, https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/DSC_9684-188x125.jpg 188w, https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/DSC_9684-800x535.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 494px) 100vw, 494px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/DSC_9690.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1639\" title=\"DSC_9690\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/DSC_9690-330x494.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"330\" height=\"494\" srcset=\"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/DSC_9690-330x494.jpg 330w, https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/DSC_9690-125x188.jpg 125w, https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/DSC_9690-401x600.jpg 401w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 330px) 100vw, 330px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aujourd&#8217;hui, coup de folie, je suis rentr\u00e9e t\u00f4t, j&#8217;ai \u00e9videmment trouv\u00e9 mes fils en train de jouer au foot et comme je n&#8217;\u00e9tais pas press\u00e9e, je me suis d\u00e9chauss\u00e9e puis j&#8217;ai \u00e9t\u00e9 adopt\u00e9e par la team de Daniel, le chef de la bande, j&#8217;\u00e9tais donc quasi s\u00fbre de gagner, c&#8217;\u00e9tait le d\u00e9but d&#8217;une bonne soir\u00e9e.&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/?p=1636\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">WTF<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1637,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cotidien","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1636","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1636"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1636\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1642,"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1636\/revisions\/1642"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}