{"id":2006,"date":"2014-08-16T07:34:58","date_gmt":"2014-08-16T06:34:58","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=2006"},"modified":"2014-08-16T07:49:29","modified_gmt":"2014-08-16T06:49:29","slug":"et-de-3-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/?p=2006","title":{"rendered":"Et de 3 !"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jacquot a couru son premier triathlon, hip hip hip…
\nMais il s’est un peu emm\u00e9l\u00e9 les pinceaux sur la fin & a \u00e9t\u00e9 discalifi\u00e9, noooon…<\/p>\n

Vex\u00e9 mais content d’avoir go\u00fbt\u00e9 \u00e0 ce sport super kifant, il va \u00eatre oblig\u00e9 de remettre \u00e7a pour un vrai temps homologu\u00e9.<\/p>\n

Le triathlon, c’est nager en pleine mer sans se poser la question des requins car vous \u00eates plein – trop cool, faire du v\u00e9lo dans son maillot mouill\u00e9 – trop dr\u00f4le, se changer le plus vite possible – trop fasss, courir pieds nus dans le sable, \u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9 de son v\u00e9lo puis pour de vrai pour franchir la ligne…<\/p>\n

J’en ai fait un, j’ai ador\u00e9, puis un autre avec Oscar, nous avons ador\u00e9, puis j’ai inscrit Jacquot, je lui ai achet\u00e9 la rolls des maillots, j’ai collect\u00e9 son race pack, j’ai mis le r\u00e9veil & \u00e0 la derni\u00e8re minute, il etait \u00e0 fond, il a cartonn\u00e9 en natation, il a tout donn\u00e9 sur son B-Twin et il a oubli\u00e9 de courir le deuxi\u00e8me tour de course, le drame mais je crois bien qu’il a ador\u00e9 !<\/p>\n

Baz n’en peut plus de ne pas avoir 8 ans pour en faire un, F\u00e9f\u00e9 aimerait, je cite, “que l’on respecte un peu plus le fait qu’il ne soit pas sportif” & Marty est d\u00e9j\u00e0 \u00e0 fond sur l’entrainement….<\/p>\n

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Jacquot a couru son premier triathlon, hip hip hip… Mais il s’est un peu emm\u00e9l\u00e9 les pinceaux sur la fin & a \u00e9t\u00e9 discalifi\u00e9, noooon… Vex\u00e9 mais content d’avoir go\u00fbt\u00e9 \u00e0 ce sport super kifant, il va \u00eatre oblig\u00e9 de remettre \u00e7a pour un vrai temps homologu\u00e9. Le triathlon, c’est nager en pleine mer sans… Continue reading Et de 3 !<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2012,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2006","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cotidien","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2006","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2006"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2006\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2021,"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2006\/revisions\/2021"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2012"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2006"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2006"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2006"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}