{"id":2045,"date":"2014-09-21T13:19:20","date_gmt":"2014-09-21T12:19:20","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=2045"},"modified":"2014-09-21T13:19:20","modified_gmt":"2014-09-21T12:19:20","slug":"mc-lah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/?p=2045","title":{"rendered":"MC Lah&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c0 Singapour les employ\u00e9s b\u00e9n\u00e9ficient de 14 \u00e0 21 jours de cong\u00e9s annuels, les MC (Medical Certificate) se prennent \u00e0 l&#8217;occasion pour de vrai ou pour de faux le samedi matin, pour faire le pont, quand un enfant est malade&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Nous, septembre, on ne le sentait pas, alors MC lah&#8230;<br \/>\nMercredi dernier une voiture de police a &#8220;bangu\u00e9&#8221; mon Jacquot sur sa moto, heureusement il avait tout, le casque, la visi\u00e8re, le manteau de motard, les gants, il avait tout je vous dit &amp; heureusement car il est sorti clopin, clopant avec une entorse au genou droit lui faisant une cuisse de footballer, une fracture \u00e0 l&#8217;\u00e9paule gauche lui faisant surtout mal, des bleus, des \u00e9gratinures &amp; une \u00e9norme frayeur.<\/p>\n<p>On dort les pieds en l&#8217;air pour faire plaisir aux m\u00e9decins, on va chez le kin\u00e9 l&#8217;un apr\u00e8s l&#8217;autre, on se passe l&#8217;arnica et le dolip et d\u00e8s qu&#8217;un enfant file jouer dehors, on lui crit &#8220;Et surtout sois prudent&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c0 Singapour les employ\u00e9s b\u00e9n\u00e9ficient de 14 \u00e0 21 jours de cong\u00e9s annuels, les MC (Medical Certificate) se prennent \u00e0 l&#8217;occasion pour de vrai ou pour de faux le samedi matin, pour faire le pont, quand un enfant est malade&#8230; Nous, septembre, on ne le sentait pas, alors MC lah&#8230; Mercredi dernier une voiture de&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/?p=2045\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">MC Lah&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2046,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2045","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cote-artiste","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2045","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2045"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2045\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2047,"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2045\/revisions\/2047"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2046"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}