{"id":429,"date":"2011-06-26T18:30:03","date_gmt":"2011-06-26T17:30:03","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=429"},"modified":"2011-06-26T18:31:36","modified_gmt":"2011-06-26T17:31:36","slug":"disney-channel-cest-moi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/?p=429","title":{"rendered":"Disney channel, c&#8217;est moi !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Le dimanche soir, pendant que Bibi pr\u00e9pare de d\u00e9licieuses cr\u00eapes, les kids appr\u00e9cient de jouer aux patates de divan. Mais voil\u00e0 F\u00e9lix regarderait bien <em>Oui Oui<\/em> car les vilains &#8220;loutins&#8221; ne font que des b\u00eatises et \u00e7a c&#8217;est trop dr\u00f4le, Oscar, le fils de son p\u00e8re, pr\u00e9f\u00e8rerait <em>C&#8217;est pas sorcier<\/em> m\u00eame si Fred n&#8217;a pas \u00e9t\u00e9 tr\u00e8s explicite sur l&#8217;\u00e9nergie cin\u00e9tique lors du dernier \u00e9pisode quant \u00e0 Basile, le fils de sa m\u00e8re, c&#8217;est <em>Zorro<\/em> qu&#8217;il aimerait bien !<\/p>\n<p>En plus des cr\u00eapes il faut donc assurer la programmation. Heureusement c&#8217;\u00e9tait la derni\u00e8re soir\u00e9e cr\u00eapes avant les grandes vacances et la prochaine fois c&#8217;est Papiti qui s&#8217;y colle, oh yeah.<\/p>\n<p>Autre nouvelle, Martin a une dent, quel grand.<br \/>\nAutre nouvelle bis, j&#8217;ai march\u00e9 sur une abeille et \u00e7a fait toujours aussi mal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Le dimanche soir, pendant que Bibi pr\u00e9pare de d\u00e9licieuses cr\u00eapes, les kids appr\u00e9cient de jouer aux patates de divan. Mais voil\u00e0 F\u00e9lix regarderait bien Oui Oui car les vilains &#8220;loutins&#8221; ne font que des b\u00eatises et \u00e7a c&#8217;est trop dr\u00f4le, Oscar, le fils de son p\u00e8re, pr\u00e9f\u00e8rerait C&#8217;est pas sorcier m\u00eame si Fred n&#8217;a pas&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/?p=429\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Disney channel, c&#8217;est moi !<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":430,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-429","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cotidien","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/429","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=429"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/429\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":433,"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/429\/revisions\/433"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/430"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madamebizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}